So, if we can all just pretend that Squidward was a fireman, or some guy in an ambulance, then I'm sure that we can all pull together and discover what it truly means to be in a marching band. Squidward: Well, this is our last night together before the show. Squidward's face is deformed like a Picasso painting and his baton breaks in half.) Squilliam: Then who's that? Squidward: [everybody marches to the Bubble Bowl and starts performing.] band humor. So, where's your band? Squidward: Hello. [Plankton plays the harmonica by running to and from the holes quickly, but soon runs out of breath; on his way to the last hole he blows an unsuccessful last raspberry into the harmonica and faints.] [brass section repeats badly] Good. that we can all pull together and discover what it truly means: to be in a marching band. Squidward: [screams and his eyes pop out] That would be my band! Squidward: [gasps] Squilliam Fancyson from band class?! [Everyone pauses and stare at the door, then Patrick sticks his head back in] Whoever is the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on. [Everyone continues fighting. Squidward: How's that harmonica solo coming, Plankton? Patrick furiously kicks Sandy, and Sandy glares, turns red and snarls before grabbing a trombone. Okay, new theory..... Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us. Squidward: I gotta drum up a marching band fast! Makes a loud trombone noise as he opens his mouth. instrument, either. (Patrick lowers his hand) That's fine. [Patrick walks in and it is revealed that Sandy has stuck his body in a trombone. They... died. Movies. Sci-Twi: My Dog is fine thank you, now leave. (Squilliam laughs. Squidward: Well, you did it. Bubble Bowl here we come. Flag twirlers, let's go. So, if we can all just pretend that Squidward was a fireman, or a guy in an ambulance, then I'm sure that we can all pull together and discover what it truly means: to be in a marching band. General A 10-year-old SpongeBob goes to a summer sleepaway camp called Kamp Koral. Runs down and plays three notes at the same time. Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor/Friendship - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2015 - Status: Complete - id: 11317655 Mr. Krabs: When do we get the free food? So, I was hoping you and your band could cover for us. I wanna see some spinning. Patrick: Is mayonnaise an instrument? Chronology Let's be smart and bring it off. Squilliam: [laughs] I just wanna watch you blow it. (Patrick raises his hand again) Horse radish is not an It is also notably the first appearance of Squidward's recurring rival, Squilliam Fancyson. Please log in to get the full benefit of SpongePedia. SpongeBob: [tries intervening] No, people. Trombone notes are heard as he walks towards his seat. SpongeBob: Is this the part where we start kicking? One, two, three, four... (Several band members play trumpets for a short time) I really had expected better of you people. Retrieved from "https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Band_Geeks/transcript?oldid=3447525". No one has any experience. Don't ever look back on the wind closing in. Patrick realizes what's coming and runs away screaming as Sandy chases him with the trumpet. "Band Geeks" is an episode of the American animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants. Mrs. The last one to fall will never sacrifice their will. Squidward: (still stammering) Ohh, uhh, I…I, uhh…. Squidward: Wait, wait. [A horrible sound is heard, which turns out to be Squidward playing his clarinet until the doorbell rings. Falls down and spreads saliva}. How many of you have played musical instruments before? I own nothing but my OC'S. Now the Okay, turn. Okay, turn. Don't bother showing up tomorrow. "Band Geeks" is an episode of the American animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants. So, thanks. [A horrible sound is heard, which turns out to be Squidward playing his clarinet until the doorbell rings. We'll have sweet, sweet victory...♪ Please note: Due to constant attempts by spambots to get access to SpongePedia, account creation is currently disabled. This article is a gallery of screenshots taken from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Band Geeks" from Season 2, which aired on September 7, 2001. Luigi's band was playing well! [Squilliam laughs while they all go into the Bubble Bowl.] So, thanks, thanks for nothing. Let's just try stepping in rhythm. / Don't ever look back on the wind closing in. I, uhh... (laughs). [Squidward looks at his watch while driving a shell cart] Patrick: Kicking? Flag twirlers, really spin those things. Squidward: Hold it! Squidward: HOLD IT! Trumpet player plays "Taps", then Squidward lies down on street, curled up in a ball). Now I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five. For further questions go to SpongePedia:Contents ! Flag twirlers let's move!!! "SpongeBob SquarePants" The Secret Box/Band Geeks (TV Episode 2001) Bill Fagerbakke as Patrick Star. Let's be smart and bring it off. [The scene shows the band walking down a street playing Semper Fidelis, badly.] [Patrick raises his hand again] Horseradish is not an instrument, either. Sandy: Looking to add fulfillment to your dull, dull life? Doctor Forrest is at the door] Nancy: Oh, so now the talking cheese is gonna preach to us. They…died. Narrator: Day three. SpongeBob: Now let's make Squidward proud. Each are in different locations.] [Squilliam and Squidward hang up the phones.] You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. SpongeBob: Maybe we're in one of those toxic waste dumps. Football Announcer: Okay, football fans. premises. 8:30 sharp. It just so happens that I don't sell fast food, I do have a The Secret Box/Band Geeks (2001) Bill Fagerbakke: Patrick Star. SpongeBob: Now let's make Squidward proud. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Band Geeks" from season two, which aired on January 21, 2005. Welcome to my first MLP: FiM and SpongeBob crossover! Larry: Practice begins tonight. Squilliam: [waves his unibrow] It's big and valuable. Well, I'll just let you get back to the service industry now. [A crowd of live-action people cheering is shown.] Why, you…! Harold: Yeah, for the fireman! I'm the leader of a big fancy band now, and we're supposed to play the BUBBLE BOWL next Harold: Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with big, meaty claws! "The Secret Box" Squilliam suffers a heart attack and is wheeled to the hospital while Squidward conducts his band in "sweet victory". Bring it on! (they all walk to the door making up their fight where Squidward slams them open). SpongeBob: That's the spirit, Squidward. As he sits down, he makes a sound on his trombone. Crushed it into little, tiny, bite-size pieces. The rich, successful and very smug Squilliam presents Squidward with a backhanded offer to play the prestigious Bubble Bowl in place of Squilliam's band, correctly suspecting that Squidward has no band of his own to perform with. Flag twirlers, let's move! Suddenly, the pet hospital comes by. The episode played the song "Sweet Victory" by David Glen Eisley. Sandy: Ow! Plankton: It's tremendous, you wanna see? Squidward waves a smug goodbye to him and runs to the middle of the stage.] There's a deposit on that equipment, people! Showing all 8 items ... and prepare for the most unpleasant pillow fight of your life! People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? was hoping you and your band could cover for us. (she slams the door the Phone starts to ring) Sci-Twi: Hello. This page was last modified on 22 May 2018, at 22:11. The ba-ba-ba?!?! Well, I'll just let you get back to the service industry now. Let's get this over with. Squidward: I knew this was gonna happen. Evelyn: A fireman. Larry: Practice begins tonight. Episode review: Band Geeks (SpongeBob) By 098765four Watch. Sandy breaks the xylophone keys from Frank and Frank runs away. It was written by C. H. Greenblatt, Aaron Springer, and Merriwether Williams, and the animation was directed by Frank Weiss. He gets tired and walks slowly to another note. Squilliam(in left side of a split screen): Sounds like you've got a dying animal to attend to, eh ol' chum? Lyrics to 'Sweet Victory (Band Geeks)' by Spongebob Squarepants : The winner takes all. SpongeBob: What kind of monsters are we? Be on the attack with your wings on the wind. Based on the SpongeBob episode "Band Geeks". But then the scene cuts to the clock which shows it being 10 o'clock and everyone stops fighting.] Patrick: These are some ugly looking fish. Mr. Krabs: Not to mention free refreshments. They all go into the Bubble Bowl). [Sandy and Frank are fighting. SpongeBob: No, people. And the one who's last to fall. [Next scene] Let's just try stepping in the rhythm. Fanfiction - Band Geeks (Loud House version) ... (Lynn and Lincoln started fighting until they are outside the building. Baljeet calls. Dr. Gill Gilliam is at the door with a paramedic.] [SINGING] The winner takes all, it's the thrill of one more kill. [Patrick lowers his hand] That's fine. [drummers misunderstand what Squidward means, so they blow on their sticks which blow out and stick him to the wall] Too bad that didn't kill me. 35b A-one, a-two, a-skiddleydiddleydoo. [The band members walk to the door where Squidward slams it open.] Squilliam: It's big and valuable. In the episode, Squidward tells a lie to his high school enemy, Squilliam Fancyson, that he has a marching band. (Patrick chews on a trumpet) …but I have a theory. Harold: [shouts loudly] Big... meaty... claws! ♪And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. Chiller has to form a band for the New Salem stadium and the only option is the Monster High students, but when all else fails, can everyone make it up to him? Airdate: How do you like that, Fancy Boy?! People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? Next Squidward: Sometimes. I guess I'm a loser for that, too. [glances at Squilliam, who grins and bounces his unibrow] Let's get this over with. Patrick: Kicking?! It is a very popular rock ballad performed by David Glen Eisley. [sobs] Thanks for nothing! Medley slams a drum on Pilar.] SpongeBob: And Larry, when your heart gave out from all those tanning pills, who revived you? Squilliam: Good luck next Tuesday. He picks up the telephone, and it's Squilliam Fancyson from band class! The problem is, I'm busy next week and can't make it. Squilliam: Well, Squiddy, this is exactly how I pictured your band would look. Mrs. [Squidward slams the door shut. Luigi faced his band again, discarding his baton and started to dance with happiness. SpongeBob: Right. [The scene cuts to the Bubble Bowl] A 1, a 2, a skiddly diddly doo. Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years is an upcoming American CG-animated television series that will premiere on CBS All Access in 2021. Sandy destroys Frank's xylophone by chopping it with a drum stick and he runs away. Settle down, please. Plankton: Then become part of the greatest musical sensation to ever hit Bikini Bottom. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Squidward: How's that harmonica solo coming, Plankton? That poor creature came to us in his hour of need, and we failed him. "Band Geeks" is a fan favorite and currently stands at #1 on the SpongeBob SquarePants Best Episode Crowner, and possibly forever will … Bring it on! (hangs up phone), Squidward: I've got to drum up a marching band fast! The scene cuts to the clock which shows it being 10 o'clock and everyone stops fighting.] This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "Band Geeks" from season 2, which aired on September 7, 2001. I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident. Mr. Krabs: Not to mention free refreshments. I hope the audience brings lots of…Ibuprofen. The last one to fall will never sacrifice their will. (brass section repeats) Good. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Hello guys since i really wanted to make a fanfiction right now before the release of The Louder Things so i'm gonna make a TLH Version of Band Geeks, it was my favourite episode when I was a kid it pretty much caught my attention so since the Loud house is pretty like my 2nd Popular show along with Old spongebob, Close enough and other old shows so let's start! It's the thrill of one more kill. SpongeBob SquarePants - Transcripts - Season 2, http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Band_Geeks&oldid=169739. wish him luck folks to see how this goes out. Drum... haha... band humor. SQUILLIAM!! (Squilliam is shocked at the band's success and Squidward looks at Squilliam in an evil and smug way causing Squilliam to be scared. [The band starts to play a wonderful intro. Mr. Krabs and Harold charge at each other with large woodwinds, but try to screech to a halt, and Mrs. Encyclopedia SpongeBobia is a FANDOM TV Community. This is based on the SpongeBob episode, "Band Geeks". SpongeBob: We're ready to perform, Squidward. ... Secret Box Bandit, and prepare for the most unpleasant pillow fight of your life! Everybody ready? Please start after the... [plays a clarinet note.] It is the second part of the 15th episode of the second season, and the second half of the 35th episode overall. Buford is playing on his hi-hat cymbol. I want to do some kicking! I'm living YOUR dreams Squidward. Squidward: Well, you did it. (flag twirlers spin fast and fly into the air and explode when running into a blimp. Has trouble playing it. Okay, now. Squidward: No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. Dr. Gill Gilliam: Yeah, uhh, we're with the pet hospital down the street and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises. Plankton: Then become part of the greatest musical sensation to ever hit Bikini Bottom. Squilliam: (snooty) I hear you're playing the cash register now. My Fifth Mlp eqg Fanfiction [Sci-Twi reads a book at her house a knock is heard and she goes to answer a doctor is at the door] Doctor: Yes, i'm from Canterlot Vet and i understand that you have a dying animal on the premise. Cast: Pinkie Pie: SpongeBob SquarePants Sonata Dusk: Patrick Star Rarity: Squidward Tentacles Suri Polomare: Squilliam Fancyson (See the end of the work for more notes.) He tells him that he is playing at Googoplex Mall. Band Geeks is an episode of The Phineas and Ferb Show. The song appears in the game SpongeBob's Game Frenzy, where it is in the mini game of "Band Geeks." Season №: Plankton: Do instruments of torture count? Flamzer: Hey, class is over!. (everyone gets into a fight. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Band Geeks" from Season 2, which aired on September 7, 2001. C'mon, move!!! Squidward: Well, I guess this will be the last time I can show my face in this town. SpongeBob: That's the spirit, Squidward! Mr. Krabs: I think I'm gonna be sick. [plays six notes] Brass section, go. The song was removed from the APM and Universal Production Music search engines in August 2019, probably due to David Glen Eisley gaining full rights to the track before. [citation needed] Videos SpongeBob: What kind of monsters are we? Now the wind. Squidward opens his eyes, shocked. Harold: (Australian accent) Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with big, meaty claws! Squilliam: Sounds like you've got a dying animal to attend to, eh, ol' chum? Dr. Gill Gilliam is at the door with a paramedic.] It then fades to black, ending the episode.] Elbow, heh, more band humor. So, if we can all just pretend that Squidward was a fireman, or a guy in an ambulance, then I'm sure Evelyn, when your little Jimmy was trapped in a fire, who rescued him? Squidward: People, people, settle down! https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Band_Geeks/transcript?oldid=3447525. (wind section repeats) And the drums. Pilar and Larry are yelling at each other. / The last one to fall will never sacrifice their will. I really had expected better of you people. " Band Geeks " " Sweet Victory " is a song featured in the SpongeBob SquarePants episode " Band Geeks ". Patrick screams and runs off as Sandy chases him and the clock sounds at 10 and everyone stops fighting. Band Geeks is #1 in the "Spongebob's Top 100." Ok, now. Patrick kicks Sandy, who growls at him before producing a trumpet with an evil grin. Please start after the (plays a foul clarinet note). shellphone rings, Squidward picks it up), Squidward: Hello. One day, after Squidward turns away a doctor who came to care for the \"dying animal\" that was actually his clarinet, he receives a telephone call from his old schoolmate Squilliam Fancyson. Now Band Geeks is my favorite episode of the show cause SpongeBob helps Squidward get the chance to be a star and that is by having almost everyone in Bikini Bottom form a great band that would make a great performance in front of a live action audience at the Bubble Bowl and that Squidward gets to rub it in Squilliams face. That trilobite didn't know an oboe from an elbow. And I know that none of you improved since we began… that… (sees Squilliam) …SQUILLIAM DOESN'T FIND OUT! Episode №: This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Band Geeks" from Season 2, which aired on September 7, 2001. Squidward: No, SpongeBob, that's a chorus line. (crowd cheers). You took my one chance in happiness... and crushed it! How do you like that, Fancyboy?! (Patrick kicks Sandy in her leg ), Sandy: Ow! Narrator: Day two. Hey! (Music: "Sweet Victory") Runs along and plays another note. All: Hooray! Squidward slams the door, but receives a call. Elbow, heh, more They're just going to have to find another band to play. [points to SpongeBob and the rest of the band] Sandy: Looking to add fulfillment to your dull, dull life? You don't even have a band! Squidward: [nervously] Alright, everybody. Squidward: Well, this is our last night together before the show. {runs to his harmonica and plays the first note. Flag twirlers, let's go. Fred: Hey, class is over. So, where's your band? From SpongePedia, the First SpongeBob Wiki. And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four! Puff slams them both with her cymbals] Settle down, please! Cuts back inside the music school, where Squidward's face is deformed beyond recognition, his shirt's been ripped, and his baton breaks] Okay, new theory. Uh, how's the unibrow? Credits [leaves] Harold: Yeah, for the fireman! Squidward: So, if we play loud, people might think we're good. It's one of the semi-common occasions that SpongeBob 's singing actor isn't Tom Kenny. I guess I'm a loser for that, too. I wanna do some kicking! Squilliam: (laughs) I just wanted to watch you blow it. Squidward's always been there for us when it was convenient for him. Squidward: Okay, that's perfect, everybody. Oh, the games will begin.♪ [Squilliam stares in shock, Squidward gives him a smug grin and throws his baton over his shoulder and uses his arms for conducting.] The story itself is based on the popular Spongebob episode of the same name; (everyone uses their instruments as weapons. Everyone stays silent.] (Squidward plays his clarinet until doorbell rings) (Doctor Gill Gilliam is along with all the Joes.) (Squidward looks at his watch while driving a canoe car with instruments). SpongeBob: Right. Nat plays Taps while everyone mourns, except Squidward, who just lies down on the ground and curls into a fetal position.] Evelyn, when your little Jimmy was trapped in a fire, who rescued him? There's a deposit on the equipment, people! The phone starts to ring.] / Oh, the daydream begins.... / And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. I just hope Pilar and Larry are yelling at each other. Nancy: Oh ho, so now the talking cheese is going to preach to us. [screen cuts to the outside of the music school and a blast of noise ensues, breaking the windows. (drum players, including SpongeBob, misunderstand what Squidward means, so they blow on their drum sticks, which blow out and stick Squidward to the wall) Too bad that didn't kill me. Squilliam: Well, Squiddy, this is exactly how I pictured your band with look. Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us. Now I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five. All: Blah, blah, blah, blah... Squidward jumps into the air, delighted that he has a great band). (dust cloud of beatings appears with Sandy jumping at Patrick, which then goes out an open door, which then closes), Patrick: Whoever's the owner of a white sedan, you left your lights on. [Squidward jumps up and the scene freezes. Menu. SpongeBob: Right. 'And it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight.' Puff, Mr. Krabs, and Larry are reading from a poster. Put your hands together for the Bikini Bottom Super Band! And it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight,♪ [Squilliam faints and gets carried away by stretchers. Squidward: Wait, wait. Bubble Bowl, here we come. Squidward, determined to play well, tries to get a band. [The band members walk to the door where Squidward slams it open.] Mr. Krabs and Harold charge with clarinets like a joust but they slow down as Mrs. (Sandy and Frank are fighting. band, and we're going to play that Bubble Bowl! / The only attack were their wings on the wind. SpongeBob begins singing.] Squilliam: Good luck, next Tuesday. Squidward: So, if we play loud, people might think we're good. The only attack were their wings on the wind. You don't even have a band! three, four! "Band Geeks" is the second segment of the 35th episode of SpongeBob SquarePants. It is one of the show's most popular episodes, even being ranked #1 in The 100 Greatest Nicktoon Episodes marathon in 2007. And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. [Squidward laughs. Mr. Krabs: (Turns his eyes in anger) Well, these claws ain't just for attracting mates. 'And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah.' No one has experience. Doctor Gill Gilliam: Uhh, yeah, we're with the pet hospital down the street and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises. Puff: And be forever adored by thousands of people you don't know. [In the following lines, Sandy, Plankton, Mrs. Puff slams them with cymbals.) You took my … [screams] What are you doing here?! Squidward: I knew this was going to happen. Patrick: Aaaaaah-ho-ho-ho-ho-aaah! Drum…haha…band humor. SpongeBob: Now let's make Squidward proud. Squidward: People, people, settle down! Menu. Everybody ready? Squidward as he makes rock star moves, Squilliam passes out of a heart attack and Squidward waves good bye to him as medical doctors take him away in the distance. That trilobite didn't know an oboe from an elbow. When everyone says blah blahs, they all say it normally, but captions put musical notes in it. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Mr. Krabs: What did you say, punk?! week. (SpongeBob begins singing). (Squidward slams door. Squidward: No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. [A horrible sound is heard, which turns out to be Squidward playing his clarinet until the doorbell rings. Crushed it into little tiny, bite-size I'm the leader of a big fancy band now, and we're supposed to play the Bubble Bowl next week. Squidward: Stupid music rental clerk made me late. talent for all of you. The series is a spinoff of SpongeBob SquarePants, featuring the main cast as aged-down children attending a summer camp Premise. Squidward: Um, they couldn't come. Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you. It was first shown on television on September 7, 2001. Luigi then turned and faced the shocked ghost King and gave him a smug look. Springer served as storyboard director, and Greenblatt served as storyboard artist. AH! ), Fred: Hey, class is over! Part of Pearl's skirt is gone when SpongeBob talks to Evelyn and Larry, but reappers in the next scene, and then disappears again. Squidward: Stupid music rental clerk made me late. SpongeBob: And Larry, when your heart failed out from all those tanning pills, who revived you? Put your hands together for the Bikini Bottom SuperBand!!!!! Stares at himself.] Patrick: You're welcome. September 7, 2001See more... October 4, 2002 December 27, 2008 U.S. viewers (millions): Squilliam: I hear you're playing the cash register now. "SpongeBob SquarePants" The Secret Box/Band Geeks (TV Episode 2001) Tom Kenny as SpongeBob SquarePants, Gary, Narrator. I just hope that... [zooms out to reveal Squilliam is there] ...Squilliam doesn't find out! They're just gonna have to find another band to play. wind. Uh, how's the unibrow? So, I (band walking down a street playing), Squidward: Okay, that's perfect everybody. SpongeBob: We're ready to perform, Squidward. Fortunately, I have enough Squidward: No. [jumps on Patrick and starts fighting him until they roll outside and the doors slam shut] In some versions, the final playing scene has been cut for time reasons. This marks the very first friend fight between Patrick and SpongeBob when Patrick becomes best friends with Squidward. "Graveyard Shift" Puff: And be forever adored by thousands of people you don't know. Lincoln let out a loud scream making everyone inside silent. Squidward: Well, you did it. Squilliam: That's right. Flag twirlers, really spin those things. Ya wanna see? C'mon, move! (screen fades to Bikini Bottomites reading off of band practice flyers). Squilliam! SpongeBob: Is this the part where we start kicking? Note: Line in red is cut in Italy. Squidward: Sometimes. I wanna see some spinning. Plankton: Do instruments of torture count? Mr. Krabs: Well, these claws ain't for just attractin' mates! You took my one chance at happiness and crushed it. Why I oughta...! Squidward: Uh, they couldn't come. I know tensions are high... [everyone gets into a fight. I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident. (Instantly a piercing loud horrible sound from the instruments breaks the windows apart and causes a small earthquake. Squidward: That's his... eager face. In this rendition of the episode "Band Geeks" with the Avengers, can Spider-Man lead this band to victory and become an Avenger, even if they're purposely being stupid to sabotage him? That poor creature came to us in his hour of need, and we failed him. pieces. [kicks Sandy in the leg] Why, you...! [The bowl raises above a football field.] And the world is ours to follow. It is the second part of the 15th episode of the second season, and the second half of the 35th episode overall.It originally aired on Nickelodeon in the United States on September 7, 2001. Patrick: These are some ugly looking fish. I'm living your dreams, Squidward. Oh, the daydream begins. [The flag twirlers spin so hard that they take off into the sky and crash into a blimp, which causes an explosion. Don't bother showing up tomorrow. (Squidward plays his clarinet until doorbell rings), Doctor Gill Gilliam: Yeah, uhh, we're with the pet hospital down the street, and I understand that you have a dying animal on the (SpongeBob dances while flicking his tongue back and forth), Squidward: That's his…eager face. Previous All: Hooray! When he sits down, he plays a loud blare as the trombone slide goes down and opens his mouth, then when the note is over, he looks down with his head straight), Narrator: Day two. Narrator: Day four. The problem is, I'm busy next week and can't make it. { Everybody gets their instuments ready}And a one, and a two, and a one, two, Luigi couldn't believe either. [The scene cuts to inside the room, where everyone is there.] [everyone uses their instruments as weapons. A-one, a-two, a-skiddleydiddleydoo. 8:30 sharp. It originally aired on Nickelodeon in the United States on September 7, 2001. Don't ever look back on the world closing in. [wind section repeats badly] And the drums. I hope the audience brings lots of... ibuprofen! 2 This page has been accessed 18,809 times. " Band Geeks " is the second part of the fifteenth episode of the second season of SpongeBob SquarePants. Squilliam: I knew it! Squidward: Ok, try to repeat after me. SpongeBob: Maybe we're in those toxic waste dumps. Squidward: No, SpongeBob, that's a chorus line. And I know that you haven't improved since we began... [Patrick chews on a trumpet] ...but I have a theory. Squilliam: I knew it! 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